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Head of the class

(Editor’s note: There’s an AKC certification event called Barn Hunt, in which dogs search for a live rat enclosed humanely in a small protective container, and hidden under bales of straw or other conditions simulating a farm environment. Dogs only

Jim Dilda January 25, 2024March 27, 2024 Uncategorized Read more

Sherman, the gallant

We named him Sherman because even as a puppy he looked like a little Sherman tank. He weighed 120 pounds as an adult, but he was a big, goofy boy and was always gentle, especially with the children in the

Jim Dilda June 24, 2023August 26, 2023 Uncategorized Read more

A Very Good Boy!

Emil was a three-year old rescue when he came to us from Quebec. The couple who fostered him said he had been shuffled through eight homes. She told me her computer crashed because she had so many requests from people

Jim Dilda June 18, 2023March 27, 2024 Uncategorized Read more

Leo – an original “Super Berner”

Leo was a tough customer who lived up to his namesake – Not that Da Vinci guy, but Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. In addition to the spider bite that destroyed a hip and femur, Leo cheated death six

Jim Dilda March 28, 2023January 25, 2024 Uncategorized Read more

No covers necessary

Mollie is by far the healthiest, happiest dog we’ve ever had! Her tail is always wagging, but she marches to her own doggie drummer.  She hates water and snow, hates to be brushed and will not tolerate ear cleaning or

Jim Dilda August 30, 2022June 24, 2023 Uncategorized Read more

A gentle giant and his pal

At our previous home we were blessed with three Bernese Mountain Dogs – Bosley, and two “rescues,” Fenway and Bailey, all neutered males and very individual.One spring day my husband said, “I’ve closed the others in and shut the doors,

Jim Dilda August 14, 2022August 14, 2022 Uncategorized Read more

A Hero for Heroes

AZARIA Azaria means “to help or support.” I named her that because I knew I was going to do therapy “work” with her. That little 9 week old puppy lived up to her name. She was perfect for her job.

Jim Dilda July 20, 2022August 4, 2024 Uncategorized Read more

Punked!

Sadie spends a lot of time in our front yard – enjoying the fresh air, sniffing the windborne news, surveying her domain, and alerting me whenever FedEx, UPS, the Postal Service or a service technician approaches our yard or the

Jim Dilda April 15, 2020April 15, 2020 Uncategorized Read more

An unknown dog soldier

Lest we forget! Heroes are not always the ones with only two feet, and sometimes four-footed heroism is only a simple act of kindness. In 1987, Berners in Canada were a rare sight. My husband and I were walking one

Jim Dilda November 8, 2019April 15, 2020 Uncategorized Read more

Yumm! Yum? Yuck!

(Editor’s note:  Berners are known for their eager, but sometimes not very selective, taste buds. Many an owner has suffered an expensive surgical bill resulting from a “tasty” sock or some other undigestible item that didn’t make it “out” into

Jim Dilda June 4, 2019June 24, 2023 Uncategorized Read more
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